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Don't live everyday of your life like it was your last. Live everyday of your life like it was the first time you set your eyes on the world.
I think the tall dude's name was David...
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Me: Y'know Danny, since Danielle was cloned from your DNA, that means that she's techinally your daughter and not your cousin.
Danny: What?! I'M THE FATHER OF A 12-YEAR-OLD HALF-GHOST GIRL! *runs off*
Me: Huh... I always thought she was 10 years old...
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Kabuto: Hey Orian...
Orian: what?
Kabuto: You get jealous?
Orian: *bursts out laughing*
Kabuto: what?
Orian: Who would I be jealous of? Orochimaru?
Kabuto: -_-;
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"The mike isn't going to hurt you,it's just going to steal your thoughts from your brain." -Tomo Atwari
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DA's unofficial Professor Layton Chat room > [link]
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. If you do also, and you aren't afraid to admit it, then copy and paste this into your signature!
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"Don't have the time to color your sketches?
Leave them to me."
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